Saturday, June 26, 2010

30 Minutes to Dinner: What Misguided Act of Domesticity Will You Attempt?

It seems that pasta is an art, and like most forms of art, a certain amount of skill and preparation are required. I was running low on noodles, so I figured, hey, how hard can it be to make noodles? The website I found said it was relatively simple. They recommended a pasta sheeter, but said a rolling pin would also work. Ta da! I have a rolling pin collecting dust in the pantry. I can do this! Little did I know.

Picture in your mind a funnel cake. Now put your hands in that funnel cake and break it all to pieces. Now throw those pieces in boiling water and you have a perfect picture of what my noodles looked like. Not pretty, is it? Needless to say, we didn't eat them. I found a half empty box of farfalle in the back of the fridge that saved dinner.

The moral of the story: pasta making is not for the faint of heart or for just any old house frau with a rolling pin.

7 comments:

  1. I had a similar pasta incident in February with ham pot pie. I also chronicled it in my blog. Ha.

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  2. At least you gave it a shot! I'd like to try to make homemade noodles someday. Both of my grandmas have good recipes, but I'd be afraid to ruin them too!

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  3. I once tried to make mexican style baked beans from scratch... To say it didn't quite work out is an understatement.

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  4. I made noodles when I was three. It's easy. Just go to the store, get the Play-Do noodle machine, and tada! Noodles!!! Even multiple color choices!

    -Rick

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  5. I tried to make country fried steak as the first thing to be made when we got the Le Creuset skillet... big mistake. They tell you @ the store it doesn't need to be seasoned- b.s.! ALL of the breading stuck to the skillet. We had tough, fried hamburger steaks, with greasy breading lumps on the side. Yuck!

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  6. Oh, and I have always longed for a pasta maker. Maybe even just the old-fashioned kind with hand crank, mounted on the countertop.

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  7. I thought I had remembered there being a pasta maker attachment for KitchenAid stand mixers. All the more reason for me to get one. Now I just have to wait patiently for the Sunbeam to die... sigh.
    http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=pasta+maker&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=2416340811006235280&ei=Z5BATNn3E4L58AbAtJEh&sa=X&oi=product_catalog_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CEcQ8wIwAA#

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